Cell Phones and Procreation

Walking across the campus everyday, I can't help but to wonder how people meet each other. Most students have their heads down, ears crammed into cell phones, oblivious to anyone or anything. My question is this. How do cell phone people meet each other? Raging hormones are being overcome by microwave signals. The physical attraction between man and woman is in competition with this little thingy that can take pictures, send text messages, and start the space shuttle.

Another question. Do they EVER turn those things off? The phones blip, ring, buzz, vibrate, rock-and-roll 7/24. Here is a senerio: College Dude and College Gal are on a date. Enter the house arrest device, I mean cell phone........."Buzz, blip, rock on, whatever".

"What are you doing?"
"Oh, HI Mom, well I'm here trying to have a date!"

See what I mean? People look at this device as a luxury item. I see it as birth control.